ladies...this is for you...guys deal with it ;-)

[Lisa Salberg]

WOMEN
They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up for injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without new shoes so their children can have them.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.


Women come in all SIZES, in all colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth.

They bring joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.



This has been sent to you from someone who respects you as a woman. Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are............Keep scrolling, there's more!!!!



IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN


We got off the Titanic first.


We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.


Taxis stop for us.


We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.



No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.



We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.



If we forget to shave, no one has to know.


We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.



We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


We have the ability to dress ourselves.


We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.



If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.


There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


We'll never regret piercing our ears.


We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!

[Glen Beamish]

Incredable breed you women are.

[Lisa Salberg]

Yeh I know....

I first read the begining and thought 'isnt that sweet'...then I read the rest and thought ' isnt that real!'

Lisa

[Larry]

Perhaps some of these things are why God, in HIS infinate wisdom decided to make women in the first place?
Lisa, does this mean that you are now a feminist? If so, all I can say is "Isn't that cute"? :P

[Lynn Perry]

And who said god had to be a "he"

[Larry]

HE did! :P

[Lisa Salberg]

Yeh "She" was only attempting to make you feel better
Feminist..not.... realist yes...

[Glen Beamish]

Lisa, maybe you should copy this into the GodSquad section and let the experts decide.

[Lynn Perry]

ok, now we are getting way "too deep", but i have to ask the question anyway: who could truely be an "expert" in this field? if all the "experts" with their differing opinions firmly believe they are right, which "one" of them is actually right???

just a little something to keep you all thinking for a while.

[Larry]

By the true definition of faith, all of them.
No need to think for a while on this one at all!