Burton Borrok
01-24-2004, 06:45 PM
Hey people, We live in a world that is just chuck full of people with different nationalities, races, creeds and colors, and one of our highest attributes as homo-sapiens is the ability to laugh at ourselves. How about sharing some of that rich, delightful, and appropriate humor? Sure could use a good belly laugh. Well, now to a little more Jewish Humor.
Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University.
“The future of the Jewish People is in your hands.”
My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was called for jury duty, but they had to send her home. She kept insisting that SHE was guilty.
Temple committees should consist of only three members – and two of them should be absent from every meeting.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - - unless of course I buy something.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work - - I want to achieve it through my not dying.
Anytime a person goes into a Jewish Deli and orders a Hot Pastrami sandwich – and asks for it on white bread – somewhere a Jew dies.
Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University.
“The future of the Jewish People is in your hands.”
My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was called for jury duty, but they had to send her home. She kept insisting that SHE was guilty.
Temple committees should consist of only three members – and two of them should be absent from every meeting.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - - unless of course I buy something.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work - - I want to achieve it through my not dying.
Anytime a person goes into a Jewish Deli and orders a Hot Pastrami sandwich – and asks for it on white bread – somewhere a Jew dies.