Glen Beamish
12-05-2003, 10:01 AM
A father in New York calls his son in Houston, "Son I have some bad news, your mother and I have decided to get a divorce".
The son is shocked, "Dad how can you do that after 30 years". The Dad replies, " I cannot stand to even look at her anymore, I'm sorry but the decision has been made".
After hanging up the son calls his sister in Seattle, "Sis Mom & Dad are getting divorced". "Over my dead body" she says. "I'm going to call him right now".
She hangs up and immediately calls her father. "Dad you can't do this, don't you and Mom do anything until my brother and I get there.
The Dad hangs up, turns to his wife and says, "It's OK dear their coming home for Christmas and their both paying their own way"
The son is shocked, "Dad how can you do that after 30 years". The Dad replies, " I cannot stand to even look at her anymore, I'm sorry but the decision has been made".
After hanging up the son calls his sister in Seattle, "Sis Mom & Dad are getting divorced". "Over my dead body" she says. "I'm going to call him right now".
She hangs up and immediately calls her father. "Dad you can't do this, don't you and Mom do anything until my brother and I get there.
The Dad hangs up, turns to his wife and says, "It's OK dear their coming home for Christmas and their both paying their own way"