Reenie
09-13-2003, 11:12 AM
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has bilked him
for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the
Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks
you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks
the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking
about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if
you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win!
The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull
the trigger."
for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the
Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks
you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks
the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking
about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if
you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win!
The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull
the trigger."