Drunk

[Glen Beamish]

A drunk walks down the street with a key in his hand and is staggering back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and aproaches "Can I help you sir"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car last time you saw it"
"It wasss on the end thisshh key" the man replies.
Just then the cop looks down and sees the man hanging out of his fly for the whole world to see.
"Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confudsed, the drunk looks down and without missing a beat, blurts out.
"OH NOOOOO.... THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO"

[Reenie]

I'm going to have to share this one!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Larry]

You know that Lisa gave me the power to moderate this forum to keep things in good taste and stuff. It's lucky for you Glen that I don't HAVE good taste! :)

[Lisa Salberg]

Larry... that is an understatement.
Glen... you are at the line..but stayed clear of the point of going over the line...yes it was funny...and I think I saw this guy in Key West last week!
:D :D :D

[Glen Beamish]

I know this is no place for Raunchy, but I died laughing when I saw this one and I figured it was still within bounds.
By the way what kind of places did you go to in Florida to see this guy?? :P

[Lisa Salberg]

Key West...they have ALL KINDS there!
:D :D 8-) 8-) :? :? :? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :roll: :oops: