Lynn Perry
01-29-2003, 01:14 PM
George Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy Washington
restaurant. The waitress approaches their table to take their order, she
is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he
replies:
"I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she Asks, "And what do
you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken back, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed
in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was
committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche.'" :oops: :oops: :oops:
restaurant. The waitress approaches their table to take their order, she
is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he
replies:
"I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she Asks, "And what do
you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?" Taken back, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed
in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was
committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche.'" :oops: :oops: :oops: