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01-16-2003, 04:12 PM
Ghandi was a very spiritual man that traveled all over India. He walked everywhere he went, and since he had no shoes, developed tremendous callouses on his feet. He also meditated and fasted regularly. This fasting, coupled with the rather poor food when he did eat, had a profound negative effect on his health. In addition, the combination produced very foul breath. So, what did all this make Ghandi?
A super-callused fragile mystic, plagued with halitosis.
01-16-2003, 05:17 PM
Bad..very very bad... :lol: :lol: :lol:
01-16-2003, 11:18 PM
We are not going with Disney jokes! I have an entire library. As a matter of fact yall from Minnesota will groan at these two!
Q. What is Minnie's favorite drink?
Q. What is Minnie's favorite treat?
And since I do work at EPCOT I may as well give you the real definition of the acronym!
Every Person Comes Out Tired!
Every Parent Carries One Toddler!
Excruciating Polyester Costumes Of Torture!
And my personal favorite!
Every Paycheck Comes On Thursday!
Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow!
Mary S. :P
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