Glen Beamish
01-15-2003, 11:21 AM
Gotta keep trying till I get it right.
A farmer calls 911.
Hello, is this the police?
Yes, what can we do for you?
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Billy Bob.
He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood.
Thank you very much for the call, we'll check it out.
The next day the police raid Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no Marijuana.
They cursed Billy Bob and left.
The next day the phone rang at Billy Bob's house.
Hey Billy Bob did the police come to your house?
Yeah.
Did they chop your wood?
Yeah.
Happy Birthday Buddy!
A farmer calls 911.
Hello, is this the police?
Yes, what can we do for you?
I'm calling to report my neighbour, Billy Bob.
He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood.
Thank you very much for the call, we'll check it out.
The next day the police raid Billy Bob's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no Marijuana.
They cursed Billy Bob and left.
The next day the phone rang at Billy Bob's house.
Hey Billy Bob did the police come to your house?
Yeah.
Did they chop your wood?
Yeah.
Happy Birthday Buddy!