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Reenie
01-14-2003, 11:39 PM
I was traveling through a small Southern town when I spotted a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent.

One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. I was totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation.

At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here, "The three wise men came from afar'."

Lisa Salberg
01-15-2003, 08:21 AM
Oh that was BAD :P
:D
Lisa
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Glen Beamish
01-15-2003, 11:10 AM
Welcome to the club of bad jokes.

Reenie
01-15-2003, 01:04 PM
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
while they got to know each other so well, they
decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other
the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the
wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said
to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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Are you ready for this!!?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
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Really bad...
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER"

Glen Beamish
01-15-2003, 01:07 PM
That one needs to be swept under the carpet.

Reenie
01-15-2003, 01:26 PM
HaHaHa :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lisa Salberg
01-15-2003, 01:27 PM
BAD...very very bad :P
HA HA HA :lol: :lol: