Hunters

[Glen Beamish]

Got to try and make up for the bad joke yesterday.
Two friends go hunting and one has a bad accident, the other calls 911.
The 911 operator answers: 911 whats your emergency?
Distraught hunter: My friends had a terrible accident, I think he's dead, what should I do??
911 operator: Calm down, the 1st thing you need to do is make sure he really is dead.
There's a short pause and then two gun shots, the hunter returns to the phone.
What Next?

[Lisa Salberg]

Did you know that won a contest for the "best worst joke" - not kidding!

[Glen Beamish]

So what your saying, it's still a bad joke, just the best of the bad joke.
I'm improving.
Actually I heard that on a radio show and they did say it was voted the best of the worst.

[Robert Hartwell]

OK, how about this hunters joke...

A hunter was stalking through the woods when he came upon a very beautiful naked woman sitting on a rock. Excited, he asked "Are you Game?"

With a twinkle in her eye she replied "Of course!"

So he shot her!


Bob

[Lisa Salberg]

:lol:
OK I laughed at that one I will admit it!