Debbie
07-03-2006, 10:58 AM
Ok, here's one I thought was so funny, I can actually remember it and tell it once in a while:
A father was packing for a business trip and had his suitcase laid out on the bed. His 3 year old daughter was "helping" him. Suddenly, she held out 2 fingers, and said, "Daddy, look!" The dad, being a fun-loving father, replied, "Yes, I love those fingers so much, I'm going to eat them!"
Then he pretended to chow down on his precious daughter's fingers, putting them in his mouth, and making lots of chewing noises and much ado about the whole thing.
The father then closed up his suitcase and took it out to his car. Returning to the bedroom, he found his little girl standing there, looking dejectedly at her fingers. He asked, "What's wrong, honey?" The little cutie looked into his eyes, tears glistening in her own, and asked, "But Daddy, where's my booger?"
A father was packing for a business trip and had his suitcase laid out on the bed. His 3 year old daughter was "helping" him. Suddenly, she held out 2 fingers, and said, "Daddy, look!" The dad, being a fun-loving father, replied, "Yes, I love those fingers so much, I'm going to eat them!"
Then he pretended to chow down on his precious daughter's fingers, putting them in his mouth, and making lots of chewing noises and much ado about the whole thing.
The father then closed up his suitcase and took it out to his car. Returning to the bedroom, he found his little girl standing there, looking dejectedly at her fingers. He asked, "What's wrong, honey?" The little cutie looked into his eyes, tears glistening in her own, and asked, "But Daddy, where's my booger?"